We do two things:
1) We interpret market-research focus groups and interviews in France, usually from French to English, but also to Italian, German, Spanish, Dutch...
2) We translate market-research documents (moderation guides, screeners, questionnaires, concepts...), mainly from French to English, but help with other combinations too.
I want a Season's greetings type card (Xmas, New Year) with no religious connotations, using my company logo. my strapline uses VAGRoundedBT.
Nothing too cheesy, but can be wacky.
Should be humorous.
Open to suggestions