humorous cartoon-style graphic

A humorous single frame cartoon illustrating the perils of seating the wrong people together.

http://www.perfecttableplan.com/

My software ( http://www.perfecttableplan.com/ ) helps people plan seating arrangements for wedding receptions and other events. I want a humorous single frame cartoon illustrating the perils of seating the wrong people together.

I would like a cartoon of a large, scary man (think biker gang member - tattoos, scar, eye patch etc) sitting next to a sweet little old lady (think glasses, pearls etc). Both are looking uneasily out of the corner of their eyes at the other.

My lousy attempt:

http://www.perfecttableplan.com/99d…artoon.gif

(please don't be constrained by this - it is just to get you started)

Have some fun with it!

I promise to give timely feedback.

- A simple cartoon like style with colour (e.g. visually similar to the Simpsons).
- Humorous in tone.
- Looks ok as small as 300x200 pixels.
- In EPS and TIFF formats. .PSD might also be useful.
- Full ownership of the copyright of the winning entry.