We're a group of students, alumni, and staff that write for a satirical blog for a university - anonymously. We work within the bounds of the administration and generally play by the rules (although we sometimes push those rules).
The official magazine for the school (non-student run) is publishing an article that interviewed me (the creator/editor) and asked for some art to run next to the story. They asked us if we had an idea of what to run, and we do, but it's outside their abilities to create. So I turn to you!
We're looking for a 400x400px (roughly) color illustration of the Twitter bird wearing a Classic Disguise Kit (Junior Disguise Kit) in a situation on a porch (like a front porch).